A      002220
E      022100
D      x00232
Dsus 4 552xxx

INTRO: Dsus4

VERSE I:

        A                  
Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail 

        E
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand 

        D
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly 

   E   A                E        
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

N.C. (FX)

VERSE II: 

         A
Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink 

         E
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree 

         D
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand 

   E   A                E
Oh no, tell me it ain't so 

N.C. (FX)
Billy 

G  O I:(Small Reverb/Heavy Tape Delay)

E|--------------------------------|
B|----12b14--------12b14----------|
G|--------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|
                           
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----12b14-12b--12b-12b-12b-12b-12b-12b-12b-12b-12b-10--12p10-|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
     
E|--------------------|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------|--------10---12-9---------------|
G|-11b13--------------|--------------------11-9--------|
D|--------------------|--------------------------------|
A|--------------------|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------|--------------------------------|
              
E|-----------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------|------------------------------------15-|
G|-----------------------|-----------------------------14-16-----|
D|-9b11------------------|-----------------------14b16-----------|
A|-----------12----------|----------14-16-14-16------------------|
E|-----------------------|---------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------17----|--14b16------------|
B|----14----------------17b19--------|-------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------------------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|-------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|-------------------|

[Repeat Verse II and then Verse I] 

Help me

G  O II:(Small Reverb/Phase Tremolo)
           
E|-------|-----------------------------------|
B|-------|--------------12----12b14----------|
G|-------|--------14-------------------------|
D|----12/|--14-------------------------------|
A|-------|-----------------------------------|
E|-------|-----------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------|
B|-------12b14--14r12--12b14r12b14-12-------|
G|--------------------------------------14--|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|
  
E|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|-11b13------9h11p9~--------|
D|---------------------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------17--19b21--19b21--|
G|-----------------16--18--b21----------------------|
D|----------16-19-----------------------------------|
A|------/19-----------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------|
B|-19b21r19---17h19-17~-----------17--19----|
G|----------------------------18------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|-16----17----19----19b21--19b21--19b21--19b21--|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|
   
E|-19b21----19--17--16h17p16----16--------------|
B|---------------------------19----19-17--------|
G|---------------------------------------18b21--|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
                                
E|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-18r16--14-------------|
D|------------16b18--14--|
A|-----------------------|
E|-----------------------|