C
 Doodley baboo
Dm
 Doodley baboo
F              G
 Doodley baboo bow

[Verse 1]
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
C                             C  A/C# Dm G
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
G
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
  G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F       G
You eat dark meat

[Verse 2]
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
  C                                  C  A/C# Dm G
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
G
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
  G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F       G
You eat dark meat

[Interlude]
C
 Doodley baboo
Dm
 Doodley baboo
F              G
 Doodley baboo bow

[Guitar and piano solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
G          F    G

[Slide guitar and fiddle solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
G          F    G

[Trumpet and clarinet solo]
C
C      C A/C# Dm G
G
G          F    G
           You eat dark meat

[Interlude]
C
 Doodley baboo
Dm
 Doodley baboo
F              G
 Doodley baboo bow

[Verse 3]
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
C                                C   A/C# Dm G
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
G
Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound
     G
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
F         G
You smoke big dick

[Verse 4]
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
C                                  C  A/C# Dm G
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
G
Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
  G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F       G
You eat dark meat

[Modulation outro]
C
 Doodley baboo
Dm
 Doodley baboo
F              G
 Doodley baboo bow
D
 Doodley baboo
Em
 Doodley baboo
G              A
 Doodley baboo bow
E
 Doodley baboo
F#m
 Doodley baboo
A              B
 Doodley baboo bow
F#
 Doodley baboo
G#m
 Doodley baboo
B              C#
 Doodley baboo bow