C
Kicking stones on an old dirt road feelin’
F
Dear-dejected and all alone
     C            G                 A
When I looked up ahead I thought my mind I’d blown
     D                      G N.C.
On a giant toad-stool sat a Teeny-tiny gnome

[Interlude]
C N.C. C F C N.C. C N.C. C F C

[Verse 2]
C
He was all involved in a game of solitaire but
      F
Said “Hello” with a smile, just like I wasn’t there
  C                    G                  G#                    A
I kicked the dirt some more and he said, “Please don’t start a fight”
        D                               G N.C.
Found a church-key in his pocket and he opened up his pipe

[Interlude]
C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C F C N.C.

[Bridge]
   D
He blew some silver circles
D
Wound his fingers in his beard
D
And from that pipe came magic music
G N.C.
Like I’d never heard

[Keyboard Solo]
C  F  C  F  C  F
C  F  C  F  C  F
C  F  C  F

[Interlude]
C N.C. C F C N.C. D N.C. D G D N.C.

[Verse 3]
       D
As the notes came floating in, I picked up both my ears
  G
I walked into a drive-in, hadn’t felt so starved in years
         D              F#        B
A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared
   E                                    A N.C.    A N.C.   D
He said, “The parties over, please come back in a thousand years”