C
Kicking stones on an old dirt road feelin’
F
Dear-dejected and all alone
C G A
When I looked up ahead I thought my mind I’d blown
D G N.C.
On a giant toad-stool sat a Teeny-tiny gnome
[Interlude]
C N.C. C F C N.C. C N.C. C F C
[Verse 2]
C
He was all involved in a game of solitaire but
F
Said “Hello” with a smile, just like I wasn’t there
C G G# A
I kicked the dirt some more and he said, “Please don’t start a fight”
D G N.C.
Found a church-key in his pocket and he opened up his pipe
[Interlude]
C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C F C N.C.
[Bridge]
D
He blew some silver circles
D
Wound his fingers in his beard
D
And from that pipe came magic music
G N.C.
Like I’d never heard
[Keyboard Solo]
C F C F C F
C F C F C F
C F C F
[Interlude]
C N.C. C F C N.C. D N.C. D G D N.C.
[Verse 3]
D
As the notes came floating in, I picked up both my ears
G
I walked into a drive-in, hadn’t felt so starved in years
D F# B
A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared
E A N.C. A N.C. D
He said, “The parties over, please come back in a thousand years”
