INTRO

E - em (played for the last two beats of the line)


VERSE

E (played for the entire verse)
She played for the angels, I played for the track, etc...


CHORUS

G                    D                                                E
I can't walk, so I guess I'm gonna stay at home

G                             C                                         E
You can have my legs, but leave my head alone

G                   D                                             E
I can't talk, so I guess I got nothing to say

G                            C                                   E
Blah-blah-blah, just take these fears away


BRIDGE

N.C.
Lock, stock and barrel, all the dogs were going feral

                                                                   E
And the car went like a broken perculator


His liver had grown hard and he wouldn't mow the yard


There was big money on the line


CHORUS TWO (same sequence as Chorus I)

G                             D                            E
I heard that your mother is a viking, etc...