INTRO
E - em (played for the last two beats of the line)
VERSE
E (played for the entire verse)
She played for the angels, I played for the track, etc...
CHORUS
G D E
I can't walk, so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
G C E
You can have my legs, but leave my head alone
G D E
I can't talk, so I guess I got nothing to say
G C E
Blah-blah-blah, just take these fears away
BRIDGE
N.C.
Lock, stock and barrel, all the dogs were going feral
E
And the car went like a broken perculator
His liver had grown hard and he wouldn't mow the yard
There was big money on the line
CHORUS TWO (same sequence as Chorus I)
G D E
I heard that your mother is a viking, etc...
