F                          C               Am
 She came out of the shower, her hair wet, her shoulders wet.
                Em F            C
It was a shower.    It's water.
Am                                      Em
  And she turned to me and she said it, she said:


[Verse 1]
F         C
It's over
Am                                                 Em
 We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
F
 It's over
C
 We're unhappy
Am
  We need to take a break from us
Am*
to make us right again

[Chorus]
    E                          C
And even though it's not gonna go any further
G                         A
 I swear I don't regret a second of it
    E                 C
And when the dust has settled
      G C
I hope   we can still be friends...
N.C
And then I said
N.C
EAT A DICK!
N.C
EAT A DICK!
N.C
EAT A FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS!
N.C
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
N.C
GET DAD Y TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!
N.C
IF YOU C N'T LIKE THIS DICK, B TCH
N.C
EAT A DICK, BITCH!


[Verse 2]

F C Am Em F

F C  Am
     (I think I made the right decision)
Em    F
Okay, you're angry
C
 I can see that
Am                                                     Em
 But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
F
I try to speak to you
Am
But you won't listen-
N.C
EAT A DICK!
Am
Hold on, please just let me-
N.C
EAT A DICK!
N.C
Oh my God

[Chorus]
E                         C
Honestly, are you fucking five?
                       G                     A                  E
I'm tryna to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
  G
I-I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay?
     F             G                                  A
And you're saying    "eat a dick" over and over again
A
Does that seem mature to you?
N.C
NO, IT CE SN'T
N.C
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
N.C
I'VE GOT MY F THERS TEMPER
N.C
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICUA TE!
N.C
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
N.C
I DID A QUICK SWITCH
N.C
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INBDE 
N.C
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
N.C
EAT A DICK, MAN...
N.C
I THOUGHT WE HAD A FUTUD  TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING WHOD !


[Verse 3]
F                    A          C
I didn't think you'd cry for me
Am                       F
I didn't think you cared
                   A          G
I thought you were lashing out in anger
         A
Now I see you're scared
A
I'm scared, too
             C*
Maybe we can work this out
    Am*
And not break up
N.C
Really?

[Outro]
N.C
No, LICK MY CLIT!
N.C
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT!
N.C
YOU THINK THDE  LOUSY TEARS
N.C
OFFSETS THDE  YEARS OF SHIT
N.C
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
N.C
GET ME WETTER, THEN SCD W
N.C
SORRY, YOU'D  NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
N.C
LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON