F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C
But it's not enough


[Pre-chorus 1]

    Bb                     C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
    F         Gm        Dm  C
But words can break your heart
    Bb               C
But if you don't know where to go
    F         Gm      Dm  C
I'll show you where to start


[Chorus]

F            Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C
You'll be happy that you did it
        Bb
Just go over to your oven

And shove your head in it
F            Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
       C
There's really nothing to it
     Bb
Just grab a mug

And chug a cup of lighter fluid


[Verse 2]

F
I sound unempathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C                            F
And I don't wanna be misconstrued
               Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb
So if you're depressed
C
Then you need to book


[Pre-chorus 2]

  Bb
A therapy session
      C
Talk about your depression
    F        Gm       Dm    C
And let a professional hear it
    Bb                C
But if you search for moral wisdom
  F      Gm     Dm  C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then


[Chorus 2]

F            Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C
If you are able
   Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
F            Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C
There's a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet


[Verse 3]

F                       Dm
Stick your tongue in a plug
                   Bb
Suck a pipe of exhaust
                        C
Make some toast in the tub
                       F
Nail yourself to a cross
                            Dm
Hold your breath till it's gone
                    Bb
Drink a gallon of mace
            C
Be gay in Iran
                        F
Let Oprah sit on your face


[Outro]

                 Dm
Jump off of a bridge
                   Bb
Skinny dip in a flood
                         C
Sky dive attached to a fridge
                      F
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
               Dm
Break into the zoo
                 Bb
Give the tiger a shove
                    C
Eat a Phillips head screw
                    F
Marry Courtney Love