Em
   They see me mowin'
Bm
   My front lawn
C                     Bm              Am
   I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy
Em                                 
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm                                 
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C                                
   Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm                Am             
   Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

Em                 
   I wanna roll with   
Bm
   The gangsters
C                 Bm                Am
  But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   Really, really white n' nerdy


[Verse]
            Em
First in my class here at M.I.T.
                  Bm
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
                 C
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
                  Bm                         Am
Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

              Em
My rims never spin to the contrary
            Bm
You'll find they're quite stationary
          C
All of my action figures are cherry
          Bm                 Am
Steven Hawkings in my library

           Em
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
             Bm 
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
          C
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
             Bm                             Am
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

        Em
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
      Bm
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
         C
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
           Bm                          Am
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

           Em
There's no killer app I haven't run
      Bm
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
          C
Do vector calculus just for fun
              Bm                           Am
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

      Em
Happy days is my favourite theme song
                     Bm
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
             C        
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
              Bm                            
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Am
   Here's the part I sing on


[Chorus]
Em                     Bm
   They see me roll on,  my Segway!
C               Bm                   Am
   I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C                    
   Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

Em                       Bm 
   I'd like to roll with,   the gangsters
C                  Bm             Am
   Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   How'd I get so white n' nerdy?


[Verse]
Em
   I've been browsing, inspectin'
      Bm
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
               C
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
        Bm            Am
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Em
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
Bm
   I edit Wikipedia
      C
I memorized Holy Grail really well
                  Bm                   Am
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

          Em
I got a business doing websites
                          Bm          
When my friends need some code who do they call?
        C
I do HTML for them all
            Bm              Am
Even made a homepage for my dog!

      Em
Yo! I Got myself a fanny pack
                   Bm
they were having a sale down at the GAP
                       C
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
              Bm             Am
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!


[Bridge]
Em                              Bm
   I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
C                       Bm                     Am       
   I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
     Em              
Only question I ever thought was hard
       Bm                      
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
C           
Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
Bm                Am
Got my name on my under wear!


[Chorus]
Em                   
   They see me strollin'   
Bm
   They laughin'
C                    Bm
   And rollin' their eyes 'cause
       Am
I'm so white n' nerdy
Em
   Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm
   Just because I'm white n' nerdy
C
   All because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm              Am
   Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

Em
   I wanna bowl with-
Bm
   The gangsters
C                   Bm
   But oh well it's obvious I'm
Am
White n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C                        Bm
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
               Am              Em
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!