Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm  Ab  Bb  Ab  Bb


[Verse]
Cm   Bb               Eb      Ab             Eb             Bb               Eb
Once   there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
    Ab               Bb  Eb    Bb Eb  Ab               Eb          Bb
And when he finally came back, he had   cane marks all over his bottom
    B                 Eb          B                 Ab
He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard


[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm    Ab  Bb  Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 


[Verse]
Cm   Bb               Eb       Ab                 Eb             Bb               Eb
Once   there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
    Ab               Bb   Eb  Bb   Eb Ab            Eb             Bb
And when she finally made it, she saw   some other girl who was better
     B            Eb         B               Ab
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap


[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 


[Bridge]
Fm                     Eb    Bb
   They got paid for their sound bites
Fm                    Eb Bb       Ab Eb
   And sold their TV movie rights


[Verse]
    Cm  Bb               Eb      Ab               Eb                 Bb               Eb
And then  there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
    Ab               Bb  Eb  Bb  Eb  Ab          Eb         Bb
And when he finally came to, he found  that Mr. Happy was missing
   B                 Eb            B           Ab
He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there


[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 


[Outro]
Fm    Eb  Bb  
   Aaaaaaahh
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb 
   Aaaaaaahh

Fm    Eb  Bb  
   Aaaaaaahh
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb 
   Aaaaaaahh

Fm    Eb  Bb  
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb