Intro:
    E                F#m
E ------------------------14~~---------
B --13--13--13------14-14--------------
G -------------------------------------
D -------------------------------------
A -------------------------------------
E -------------------------------------

    F
E --------------------------------------
B --14------14~14~~~-14~~-14~~~--14~~~~-
G ------16------------------------------
D --------------------------------------
A --------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------

Verse 1:
A                    G
christmas celebration
F#m                  G
all around the nation
          A
won't you stay with me tonight
        G
cuz i'm running out of fight
        F#m                G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A                    G
carollers are singing
F#m                  G
registers ka-chinging
        A
and the presents are in place
        G
but i'd rather eat some mace
            F#m                    G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick


Chorus:
E                F#m
you know how the story goes
       E             F#m
you've seen it all before
E              F#m
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door


Verse 2:
A                      G
christmas to perfection
    F#m                    G
i'm begging for some action
        A
and the ringing in my ears
       G                 
is the sound of christmas cheer
               F#m                      G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard


Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door


Solo:
    A                           G
E --------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
G --------------14-------14-------------------------
D --------------------------------------------------
A --------------------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------------

    F#m                         G
E --------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
G --------------14-------14-------------------------
D ------------------------------------------14--14--
A --------------------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------------

    A                             G
E -----------------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12----------12--14--12-------12---------
G --------------14---------------------------14--------------
D -----------------------14-14-------------------------14-14-
A -----------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------

    F#m                            G
E ------------------------------------------------------
B --12--14--12-------12---------------------------------
G --------------14-------14--14~~-----------------------
D ------------------------------------------------------
A ------------------------------------------------------
E ------------------------------------------------------

Chorus:
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door

Verse 3: 
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore

Outro:
    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
e --------------------------------------------------
b --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------

    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
e --------------------------------------------------
b --12--14--12-------12-----------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------

    A                         G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
e --10--12--10--9---10---9----9----- (doubled guitar)
b --12--14--12------12------------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
    F#m                       G
 the pagentry  is  such  a   bore
e --10--12--10--9---10---9----9---- (doubled guitar)
b --12--14--12------12------------------------------
g --------------14-------14---14--------------------
d --------------------------------------------------
a --------------------------------------------------
e --------------------------------------------------
   A (let ring)
e ------------------------
b --10~~~-----------------
g ------------------------
d ------------------------
a ------------------------
e ------------------------