intro/verse (variations of this are mostly just extra strumming of these given notes)
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------3-3--3-33---3-1-1-11-111-111-1/4-4-4-444-6-4-|
A|1-1----1---1--1----------------------------------------------|
E|-----3---3---1-----------------------------------------------|

  1st chorus (x2)
G|--------------------------------|
D|------/3-3-333-3------/3-3-h5-3-|
A|1111-1----------1111-1----------|
E|--------------------------------|

2nd CHORUS/OUTRO
play the verse measure once, then:
   (x4)
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|1-1-111--------|
E|-------2--222-2|

then play the 1st chorus measure twice and then:

G|------------------15-15-15----------|
D|------/5-3-5-57------------------531----|
A|1-1-1-------------------------------1---|
E|----------------------------------------|

what a funny song!
tabbed by Achilles (*)