A                    D
I never went to the tropical island
        A                         D
Though everybody said they saw me there
       A                       D
And it wasn't me you punched a hole in
       A                   D
At the West German protest march

     E                    A
Simultaneous events don't happen
       D               E
We are isolated temporally
      E                      A
And a part is never called a whole thing
          D                       E
Though it bothers it to know it's so

[Chorus]

      A                  D
Every man is made of two opinions
      A                  D
Every woman has a second half
         A                        D
And it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man
 A                        D
(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)
         A                        D
Yes it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man
 A                        D
(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)

[Verse 2]

         A                           D
I didn't write the words you hear me singing (Didn't write the words you hear me singing)
         A                         D
I didn't sing the line before this one (Didn't sing the line before this one)
         A                     D
You were not the one I was addressing (You were not the one I was addressing)
            A                  D
That person took a train to Africa (Africa)

         E                      A
Where he met the consulate from Belgium
       D                   E
Who is now a Buddhist in a cave
       E                        A
Who is pitching for the Oakland Raiders
         D                    E
Striking out the batter she became

[Chorus]

      A                  D
Every man is made of two opinions
      A
Every woman has a second half
         A                        D
And it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man
 A                        D
(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man)
         A                        D
Yes it's Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man
A                          D
(Samba time for Tambo and Weep Day for Urine Man) (x2)

Weep Day for Urine Man (x3)

[Outro]

A
Weep Day Weep Day Weep Day
Weep Day Weep Day

A
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)
Weep (weep) weep (weep) weep (weep)