Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Mr. Horrible
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Mr. Horrible
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Telephone call for Mr. Horrible
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But before he can talk to the ugliness men
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There's some horrible business left
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For him to attend to
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Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
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As he sponges it off they say

Verse 2:
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"Is this Horrible?
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Is this Horrible?
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It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible
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We're just trying to bug you
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We thought that our dreadfulness
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Might be a thing to annoy you with"

Chorus:
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But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind

The thing that bothers me is
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Someone keeps moving my-y-y chair"

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Verse 3:
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"Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
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Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
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Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
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Of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
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Using a green magic marker, if it's alright
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On the back of your head?"

Verse 4:
         D      C
Mr. Horrible
         D      C
Mr. Horrible
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We're not done with you yet Mr. Horrible
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You have to try on these pants so the Ugliness Men
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Can decide if they're just as embarrassing as we think
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We have to be sure about this

Chorus:
    G                           A
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind

The thing that bothers me is
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Someone keeps moving my-y-y chair"


D   D   G     D  A   D  A D Bm   E        F#
Someone keeps moving my-y-y chaa-aaaaaaaa-aair

Chorus:
    G                           A
Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind

The thing that bothers me is
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Someone keeps moving my-y-y chair"