Am                  C
I walk to school with my best friend
             F                 E
Surprise, surprise, she's late again
            Am                C
She's got a club she wants me in
                 F            E
Don't think I've ever raised a pen
         Am           C
I'll consider it, sure
          F       E
No fan of literature
                Am                 C
Books with less pictures than words
           F              E
Leave me a little bit bored
              Am                C
But hey, they promised cupcakes
          F                    E
So it's a chance that I'll take
              Am             C
Four gorgeous girls await me
        F*                E*
Okay, I think that I'll stay


[Pre-Chorus]
F         E
Sayori's aloof and kooky
Am        C
Natsuki's sweet and cutesy
F       E
Yuri is deep and brooding
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F              E
There's a festival needs planning
Am            C
Swear I won't leave them hanging
F                         Am
So many clubs to rival us
             E*
I guess it's just the five of us...


[Chorus]
         F          E
Just the five of us
       Am            C
We can make it if we try
         F               E
But each day that passes by
           Am            C
Is tearing pages from my mind
         F         E
Just the five of us
      Am         C
No escaping if I tried
             F                  E
Though these maidens might seem kind
                  Am         C
There's something going on behind
F7 F7             E7  E7
   They looked so sad and lonely
Am Am        C    C
   I sold my soul for poetry
F7 F7           E7 E7
   This hell is members only
Am*           C*
Why did I say Okie-Doki?


[Solo]
F E Am C x4


[Verse]
          Am            C
I walk to school alone again
          F             E
I'm not a guy with many friends
            Am                 C
I've got no club, I've time to spend
          F              E
So I read manga and stay in
      Am       C
I run into Monika
          F                  E
Says that I should just join hers
       Am                  C
It's a club for books with words
         F                 E
But they need some more members
       Am
I say okay
          C                     F
I'll come along for just one day
             E            Am
But just you try and get away
                C               F*    E*
When 3 gorgeous girls beg you to stay


[Pre-Chorus]
           F         E
(Glitched) Sayori's aloof and kooky
Am        C
Natsuki's brutish cutesy
F       E
Yuri is too into me
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F           E
It's almost festival time
Am              C
Could say we're cutting it fine
F7
The task may seem laborious
Am*
I wonder where Sayori is?
F7*          E7*
I guess it's just the four of us


[Chorus]
         F          E
Just the four of us
       Am            C
We can make it if we try
         F               E
But each day that passes by
           Am            C
Is tearing pages from my mind
         F         E
Just the four of us
      Am         C
No escaping if I tried
             F                  E
Though these maidens might seem kind
                  Am         C
There's something going on behind
F7 F7             E7  E7
   They looked so sad and lonely
Am Am        C    C
   I sold my soul for poetry
F7 F7           E7 E7
   This hell is members only
Am*            C*
Why did I say Okie-Doki?


[Solo]
F E Am C x2


[Verse]
         Am              C
Well I'm back at school again
    F7           E7
Monika's my only friend
    Am           C
Monika's my everything
     F7             E7       Am
My beginning and my end (Monika-)
                C       F7*
(Spoken) Wait a second, weren't there other girls here?
E7*
No.


[Pre-Chorus]
F         E
Monika's aloof and kooky
Am       C
Monika's sweet and cutesy
F        E
Monika's deep and brooding
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F      E
Monika sees right through me
Am       C
Monika's all that you need
F        E
Monika's all that you need
Am       C             E*
Monika's all that you need


[Bridge]
Am                F
I'm not an ugly guy
                         Dm
But I can't understand why
                       E
She'd be so utterly in love she'd leave her clubmates to die
Am                     F
Monika's obsession is ominous to be honest
  Dm                  E
Omnipotent Goddess concocting demonic sonnets
Am                       F
I could delete her but I never could harm Monika
Dm                      E
So I'm trapped here forever.
                  Am C F E
Where's my harmonica?


[Pre-Chorus]
Am            C
Never thought I'd get a girl
F         E
Literally out of this world
Am           C
Guess she controls the universe
F               E*
Looks like it's just the two of us


[Chorus]
         F        E
Just the two of us
        Am               C
In this classroom in the sky
          F                E
Crimes of passion are just fine
       Am        C
When enacted on AI
         F#       F7
Just the two of us
        A#m            C#
Quite a drastic pickup line
        F#            F7
Leaving characters to die
        A#m              C#
Just to guarantee you're mine
F# F#            F7  F7
   She seemed so sad and lonely
A#m A#m                 C# C#
    Don't think there's any hope for me
F# F#           F7 F7
   This hell is members only
A#m           C#          F#            F7
Why did I say Okie Doki? (WHY DID I SAY OKIE C KI?)
A#m           C#          F# F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
A#m           C#          F# F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
A#m           C#          F# F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
A#m           C#
Why did I say Okie Doki?