E Esus4  E  4x

           E
You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs.

Center of a crowd, talking much too loud, running up and down the stairs.
         A
Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years.
    E
And though you've tried you just can't hide, your eyes are edged with tears.

           B     Bsus4  B  Bsus4  B
You better stop,
      A     Asus4
look around
        E                             A
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

         E
When you were a child, you were treated kind, but you were never brought up right.
     
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys, but still you cried all night.
     A
Your mother who neglected you, owes a million dollars tax.
         E
And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.

           B     Bsus4  B  Bsus4  B
You better stop,
      A       Asus4
look around
        E                             A
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

B                        
Oh, who's to blame, 
     E
That girl's just insane.
     A                   
Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
   B                                    E
it only seems to make matters worse, oh please.

         E
You were still in school, when you had that fool, who really messed your mind.

And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
   A
On our first trip, I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
    E
But after a while I realized you were disarranging mine.

           B     Bsus4  B  Bsus4  B
You better stop,
      A      Asus4
look around
        E                             A
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

E
E Esus4 E  4x

B                        
Oh, who's to blame, 
     E
That girl's just insane.
     A                   
Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
   B                                    E
it only seems to make matters worse, oh please.

         E
When you were a child, you were treated kind, but you were never brought up right.
     
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys, but still you cried all night.
     A
Your mother who neglected you, owes a million dollars tax.
         E
And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.

           B     Bsus4  B  Bsus4  B
You better stop,
      A      Asus4
look around

E

        E                             
Here it comes, 
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown
     E
Here comes your ninetee th nervous breakdown
     E
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown...

(fade)

* Alternate:

Capo II

E = D
A = G
B = A