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   Repeat the above 12 times through the following Lyrics

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
One night, me and my brother Kyle, We was hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road, 
all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle, of the road, AND HE SAID...

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G|----2------| Repeat this 30 times through
D|----2------| The following lyrics.
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Play the best song in the world, or i'll eat your souls.

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       Repeat 4 time through the following Lyrics.

Well me and kyle, we looked at eachother, and we each said, OK.

        Am                         G
So we played the first thing that came to our heads
    F                                   Am                         G
It just so happened to be, the best song in the world,
              F
It was the best song in the world.

 D                                 F
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
          C                          G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
        F
It was destiny.

 D                                 F
Once every couple thousand years or so,
           C                       G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
           F
And the grass doth grow.

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        Play 8 times through the following Lyrics.

Needless to say, the beast was stunned, Whip-Crack went his whippy tail, and the beast 
done, He asked us, (Snort), "Be you angels?" and we said NAY, We are but men.

Rock

  D          F          C                    G
Ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhh-oh-ah-ehya-oh-ahh,
  F
Ohhhhhh, whoah, ah-ehya-oo-whoah-oo-oh!

 Am              G                    F         Am
This is not the greatest song in the world, No,
                G      F         Am
This is just a tribute
                            G                    F        Am
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, No.  No!
        G     F         Am
This is, Tri-bute... Ohhhhh.
                    G           F                Am
To the greatest song in the world, All right!
                          G           F             Am
It was the greatest song in the world, All right!


                G
And it was the best mother f**kin' song,
      F                               Am (One strum - mute)
The Greatest Song in the world! Alright!

SCAT

Am                         G
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:
     F
The song we sang on that fateful night,
    Am                    G                  F
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!
                Am             G           F
This is just a tribute, you've gotta believe me,
                          Am            G             F
And I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion.
          Am        G
Ahh, F**K! Good god. God Lovin'.
F
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Am           G            F
Up far   ah-really up far Rich mother-f**ker give up-ah

Aahhhhh.

Em        F
             Alright!
Em        F
             Alright!
Em        F             Asus2