Gm  Gm  Gm  Gm

[Verse 1]
Gm                    F               Dm     Eb
   I've looked in the eyes of certain demons
 F            Gm
(We're always watching you)
                F                Dm
There's an underworld right underneath
 Eb   F             Gm
(Boo! We're right behind you)
              F              Dm
The world's a shitty, shitty place you see
 Eb      F
(Shitty, shitty)
Gm               F              Dm
And thus we will die appropriately
          Eb  F
(Oh, your butthole)

[Chorus]
                 Gm
It's a dysentery world
               A5         Bb        C
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
                     Gm
For all you boys and girls
               F          Bb        C        Gm
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)

[Verse 2]
Gm            F          Dm
It's the most popular of diseases
 Eb  F
(Popular)
Gm          F                   Dm
Selling out shows from coast to coast
                      Eb            F
(We sell out, we sell out, we sell out)
Gm           F                  Dm
   You never know when it might hit you
Eb          F      Gm
   (Hit you in the face)
                     F                       Dm
But you better freak out, cause it's fucking gross
            Eb
(So fucking gross)

[Chorus]
       F         Gm
It's a dysentery world
               A5         Bb        C
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
                     Gm
For all you boys and girls
               A5         Bb        C        Gm
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
                 Gm
It's a dysentery world
               A5         Bb        C
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
                     Gm
For all you boys and girls
               A5         Bb        C
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)

[Bridge]
Eb                   Bb/D
Oh, it's a dysentery world
                     Cm
For all you boys and girls
                  Gm
Oregon is for the damned

(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
Eb                      Bb/D
Bitch, how'd it come to this?
          Cm
Why do we exist?
     Cm/Eb          Dm
Your God is a fecal scam!

[Chorus]
          Gm                    A5         Bb5  Dm C5   Gm
Poo party!   You'll die of dysentery, dysentery vi-rus, bitch
Gm
Eat shit!