A E Bm F#m (2x)

[Verse]
A                       E
She was washin' the dishes
                        Bm      F#m
When she burst into tears
A                       E
It was the time of the month
                         Bm     F#m
She was up to her ears
        G
I put my arms 'round her neck
        Am
I said sit down a while
G                               C
Cry as much as you like, I'll do the dishes
           D                 E       G#m  F#
Tell me what's on your mind
 
[Chorus]
                    C#                         D#m

There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                        B                     G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                   A#m
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
B                       C#              A
I'm so lucky, I'm not doubled up with pain

A     E    Bm    F#m
A     E    Bm    F#m

[Verse]
A                       E
Her eyes were like pools
                Bm           F#m
Filled with newlywed tears
A                         E
She was sat doubled up
                        Bm      F#m
With her hands on her ears
                G
I felt useless, I smiled and I shrugged
        Am
I was sweet as I could be
        G
As I poured her some milk, here was my flower
              D        E        G#m      F#
That was ready to wilt

[Chorus]
                     C#                         D#m
There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                        B                     G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                   A#m
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
B                       C#                D#m     E    
I'm so lucky, I'm not doubled up with pain  

[Solo]
D#m E D#m 

[Verse]
               E
A fairy tale finish
        Bm              F#m
We flaked out on the floor
        A               E
It was Match of the Day
                Bm        F#m
On the TV once more
        G
I fell asleep at half time
        Am
We had a right result
G                                               C
It was kisses and hugs at the end of the day
                 D              E     G#m   F#
She's the one that I love

[Chorus]
                     C#                         D#m
There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                        B                     G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                   A#m
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
B                       C#                  F#
I'm so lucky, I'm not doubled up with pain
(There’s a point that you reach…)
                     C#                         D#m
There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                        B                     G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                   A#m
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
B                       C#              F#
I'm so lucky, I'm not doubled up with pain
(There’s a point that you reach…)