C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten

Curled up died and now it's rotten

        Gm
I'm      not a gangster tonight
        G#
Do      n't want to be a bad guy
        Gm
I'm     just a loner baby
        G#
And      now you're gotten in my way

        D#
I can   't decide
        G
Whether you s   hould live or die
        G#
Oh, you'll pro  bably go to heaven
        F
Please don't hang y     our head and cry
        D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
        G       G#
It'     s cold and hard and petrifie    d
        D#      F
        Lock the doors and close th     e blinds
        G#      D#
        We're going for a rid   e

        C
        It's a bitch convincing people to like you
        Fm
        If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
        C
        Pleasing everyone isn't like you
        Fm
        Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

        Gm
        I've got to hand it to you
        G#
        You've played by all the same rules
        Gm
        It takes the truth to fool me
        G#
        And now you've made me angry

        D#
        I can't decide­
        G
        Whether you should live or die
        G#
        Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
        F
        Please don't hang your head and cry
        D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
        G       G#
It'     s cold and hard an      d petrified
        D#      F
Lock th e doors and close the bli       nds
        G#      D#
We're g oing for a ride

­
        C
Oh I could throw         you in the lake
        Fm
Or fee  d you poisoned birthday cake
        A#      D#m
I wont den      y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
        G
Oh I could bury         you alive
        Cm
But you might crawl ou  t with a knife
        G#m
And kill me when I      'm sleeping

That's why

        D#
        I can't decide
        G
Whether you should live or die
        G#
Oh, you'll prob ably go to heaven
        F
Please don't hang y     our head and cry
        D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
        G       G#
It's co ld and hard and petrified
        D#      F
        Lock the doors and close t      he blinds
        G#      D#
        We're going for a r     ide