A                          F#m7
Her green plastic watering can
                         E    D9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A     D9   A
In the fake plastic earth
                              F#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
                      E    D9
In a town full of rubber plans
        A        D9
To get rid of itself

             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out
             Bm
It wears her out
             A
It wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

                Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
            A
If I could be who you wanted
         Bm	       A
All the time, all the time