E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roaches refused to crawl
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the roof
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roof turned bullet proof
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the sink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sink began to stink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She hung them on the door
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The door went through the floor

[Hook]
F  G  D
Oh!
A       C
Do your thing
A                  G
Don't do me no harm
D            C    G
Watch what I say, Wow!

[Verse 2]
N.C.
She hung them in the air
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The air said this ain't fair
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She hung them in the sun
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sun began to run
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the line
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The line, it started to cryin'
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the yard
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The yard, it cried, Oh Lord!

[Interlude]
E  Bm      E Abm E Abm Db
   Whoops!
E A E D E

[Verse 3]
N.C.
She threw them on the wall
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The roaches refused to crawl
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the air
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The air said this ain't fair
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them in the sink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The sink began to stink
E
Funky woman
N.C.
She threw them on the fence
E
Funky woman
N.C.
The cats ain't been back since

[Outro]
Db D E G
Heyy!
Abm   D       E     D Db
Heyy! Do your thang!
D    E   G
Ohh, hey
Db    D  E G
Whoa, hey!
Db    D   E G
Whoa, hey!
Db    D   E G
Whoa, hey!
G   Abm                E      Bm
The world can't do you no harm
E   Bm     E                 Bm
But no one can do you no harm
E
WOW!
Bm    E     Bm Db E
Funky woman!
Db  D     E                          Db  D E
The music pouring through your funky body
Db    D     E
Whoa, heyyy!
Db          D     E
Out in your brains
Db                        D         E
Nothing's good unless you play with it