Intro:
D Em C G (x6)


  C        G
I brush my teeth
                D
And look in the mirror
    C         G
And laugh out loud
                    D
As I'm beaming from ear to ear

                C         G
I'd rather pick flowers
           D
Instead of fights
                 C
And rather than flaunt my style
    G
I'd flash you a smile
D
Of clean pearly whites

Em                C              
I've been to the dentist
           G                    Am
A thousand times, so I know the drill
  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills

C      G
Have a seat
                D
He says pleasantly
      C               G 
As he shakes my hand
                D
And practically laughs at me

                 C      G
Open up nice and wide 
                 D
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
C                          G
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
                   D
As he tries not to grin


C      G       C        G      D
When hygienists leave on long vacations
C           G        C          G          D
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

G                  C                 D
Talking only brings the toothaches on me
                  C         G
Cause I say the stupidest things
G                     C
So if my resolve goes south
                D              C
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    G       D
And shut my mouth

C              Em
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          D                      G
And that's why I don't drink and drive
C                                     Em
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           G                D
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

(Interlude)
play D Em C G (x2)

Em                C              
I've been to the dentist
           G                    Am
A thousand times, so I know the drill
  C                     Am
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    G                        D
But somehow I still get the chills