I was six years old
When the internet came and took a hold

Youtube was the first
To fully captivate me until I was submersed

Oh the internet
Stole my life before I knew it, but I’m not upset

I’m generation y
Yeah we lazy millennials don’t even try

Because my life is online
I gain validation from the likes on a vine
Oh yeah my life’s onlineeeee
13 reposts? What the, whatever, fine

Tumblr came along
A little weird but still good for this song

I even tried ask.fm
Asked my own questions, friends? I didn’t have them

I scroll thru facebook
One can be impressive with political

I can’t forget snapchat
The filters clear my acne, though I look like a rat

If I wanna know what I did last week
I can just go look on my twitter feed
If my self-esteem’s low
I’ll go find some good lighting
Upload my face on insta, oh how exciting

Because my life is online
I gain validation from the likes on a vine
Oh yeah my life’s onlineeeee
13 repost? Okay, what the hell, it’s not fine