Intro: A, F#m, E, D x3

A                     F#m
Smoke and mirrors and everything nice
         E                             D
I wasn’t married to the weekend, I was banging’ on the back end
A            F#m
Kamikaze and Miami Vice
            E                  D
She shook a few of my favorite things
A                        F#m
Like cloak and dagger, so Seabury Quinn
           E                           D
I couldn’t keep it all together, I was spooking in the end zone
A            F#m
Arigato, go-go gadget arms
         E                D
She only took me for 10,000 yen

G                      D/F#                         A
It’s like a bad dream, something from the back of a magazine

Black and white and cheaply put together
       G
Like a slasher film
            D/F#
I’m torn in opposite directions
A
The plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous

A, F#m

E              D
God damn these killings are gorgeous

A, F#m, E, D

A                   F#m
Darkened corners at every bend
         E                              D
I wasn’t sucking down the poison; I was working on the QT
A                F#m                         E                 D
Shaky shaky, all over the world, she tried a cartwheel at every turn
A                      F#m
The creepy crawlies, a case of revenge, 
          E                                D
I had the martyrs that I bartered from the barons with the bandoleers
A            F#m                    E                      D
Karaoke, her feminine flaw, I had a feeling this was not the end

G                      D/F#                         A
It’s like a bad dream, something from the back of a magazine

Black and white and cheaply put together
       G
Like a slasher film
            D/F#
I’m torn in opposite directions 
A
The plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous
G                     D/F#                         A
And like a nightmare, covering the tracks that had brought you there

Paranoid and frozen in the heathers
       G
Like a slasher film
            D/F#
I’m torn in opposite directions 
A
The plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous

Bm, D, A, G
Bm, D, A
Bm, D, A, G
Bm, D, A

Bm   D          A
Cave in, cave out
G                       Bm
Nothing but nervous doubt
                D            A
Waiting for the big bang to get me
Bm    D          A
Cave in, cave out
G                       Bm
Nothing but nervous doubt
                D           A
Waiting for the big bang to get me
Bm              D
Waiting for the big bang

A, F#m, E, D

A                      F#m
Wrapped in plastic, we all get the ends
           E                              D
She had to take it to the majors couldn’t keep it on the down low
A                  F#m
Silly rabbit, good grief, tambien
        E                        D
Another stiff at the scene of the crime


G                      D/F#                         A
It’s like a bad dream, something from the back of a magazine

Black and white and cheaply put together
       G
Like a slasher film
            D/F#
I’m torn in opposite directions 
A
The plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous
G                     D/F#                         A
And like a nightmare, covering the tracks that had brought you there

Paranoid and frozen in the heathers
       G
Like a slasher film
            D/F#
I’m torn in opposite directions 
A
The plot sucks but the killings are gorgeous

G, D/F#

A
God damn these killings are gorgeous