INTRO: Em

#1.
Em               B        Em
Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster.
   G                  Em
He worked at the bank for forty years.
    A
And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out..
    Em                         A
for sixty-eight dollars clear.

BRIDGE:
D               G                 Am7    G
And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven 
D                               Em
robberies..and each time Frizby promised him 
  Ab     A
a raise.

#2.
A
They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster.
Em                         A
Everyone from the bank was there.
A
They had a cake and flowers ordered special..
    Em                     B
and Frizby had a speech prepared.

BRIDGE:
D                  G
And a little white box that held a watch with this 
D                    G               Ab
inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards."


INTERLUDE: A E A E A E

#3.
     Em           A             E
Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster.
Am7    Em                      A
Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend.
     Em             A
I've flown away and taken all your money.
Em                                    A
Wish you were here to help me spend."

OUTRO:
Dm         G           A               D
And one by one all the people left the party.
        G                 Ab
And Mr. Frizby locked the door.