A7M  
I spent months gazing at him
Sitting cross the hall
F#m
His dark hair, his glasses
Perfect overall
Bm7
He looked so serious
Dm
He was mysterious

A7M  
One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare
F#m
He shot me a smile
I nearly tumbled out my chair
Bm7
He said "Who are you? My name is James"
Dm
And that's when I fell into the flames

A7M  
Turns out he's a fool
Bm
That James
Dm   A7M  
Oh, James
A7M               Bm
Oh, how I wasted, my days
Dm                        A7M  
Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James

A7M  
He said "Do you like museums?"
"They're open late tonight"
F#m
How about we go together
Just you and I
Bm7
And maybe we can have a drink or two
Dm
I'd like to learn about you

A7M  
But James thought
It was alright
F#m
To go ahead and talk
About himself all night
Bm7
Then he really felt he had to say
Dm
That he'd be a millionaire one day

A7M  
Turns out he's a fool
Bm
That James
Dm   A7M  
Oh, James
A7M               Bm
Oh, how I wasted, my days
Dm                        A7M  
Oh, dreaming, dreaming of James

Bm7
My eyes rolled back to the back of my head
C7
It seemed like the night would never
End
Bm7
At one point I just stopped listening
C7
His voice just became too sickening