Intro: A C D C 

Verse 1
A        C        D       C        A C D C
I  can’t read and I can’t write
A       C       D         C        A C D C
I can’t tell my left from right

Chorus
C                   D
I can’t tell if the sun’s gonna shine
C                          D
And I don’t know if you’ll ever be mine
A             C           D       C         A C D C
But I’ll make love to you any old time

Verse 2
A       C        D       C                  A C D C
I can’t swim and I can’t fly
A          C              D            C    A C D C
I ain’t no fish, ain’t no bird in the sky

Chorus

Instrumental
A C D C   A C D C
A C D C   A C D C
C   D
C   D
A C D C   A C D C

Verse 3
A       C          D      C          A C D C
I can’t count from one to ten
A           C        D         C     A C D C
And I don’t know the shape I’m in