Chorus: C D

He plays all the chords as power chords.

[Main Riff]
(play this during verses)

E|-x--x---x--x--x--x--x---x-|
B|-x--x---x--x--x--2--2---x-|
G|-1--1---x--x--x--2--2---x-|
D|-2--2---0--0--x--2--2---4-|
A|-2--2---2--2--x--0--0---2-|
E|-0--0---3--3--x--x--x---x-|


E  G               A     B
   She's got stickers on her locker
   And the boy's number's there in magic marker
   I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
      C                               D
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well every morning I deliver the news
Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover
She's got a big mailbox, that she puts up front
Garbage in garbage out, she's getting what she wants

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who?
If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
Jumpin' and waving, I'm talking and laughing as we float
I hear a whistle, that's how I know she's home
Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed, force mixed 'till I drop dead
You can't defeat her, when you meet her you'll be what I said
And Lord knows there's a method to her madness
Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few
I'm sure she's drinkin two, but wondering what for and who
And I'm solo rowing, I'm one side off the boat.
Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat