RIFF1
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
RIFF1a
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---7--7--7--7--7--7--7-------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
  RIFF2     RIFF3               RIFF4
E|-------|----------------------|---------------------|
B|-------|----------------------|---------------------|
G|-------|----------------------|---------------------|
D|--10-9-|----------------------| 7-7-7-8-10-7-7-7-8-10|
A|-------|-7-7-7-8-10-7-7-7-8-10|---------------------|
E|-------|----------------------|---------------------|

      RIFF3*                    RIFF4*
E|----------------------|----------------------|
B|----------------------|----------------------|
G|----------------------|----------------------|
D|----------------------|----------------------|
A|----------------------|-0-0-0-1-3-0-0-0-1-3--|
E|-0-0-0-1-3-0-0-0-1-3--|----------------------|

*Second Guitar

[Intro]
B5      B5      B5(X) B5(X) B5(X) B5(X) x4 
RIFF1 x2 RIFF1a x2 RIFF2 RIFF3

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I was riding on a concrete slab,
E5 ( RIFF3 )
down a river of useless flab 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
it was such a bootiful day 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I heard a witch-doctor say, 

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
"I'll turn you into a toadstool" 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
Now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope 

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
my muscle's twitching on your words
E5 ( RIFF3 ) 
you want to speak you lose your nerves 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
infinity throws you a curve 
E5 ( RIFF3 ) 
some cruel trick you don't deserve 

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
as life goes by you in a blur 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
Leaves you murmuring a dirty word
D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 E5 E5 x4
F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 E5 x2 - Riff 3

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
page out of a comic book 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a chicken hanging on a hook 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
a river ain't a babbling brook
E5 ( RIFF3 )
 a servant ain't a T.V.cook 

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
palming my hand at your fake face 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a suicidal certain look 

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
a microphone a blues guitar 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
people feeling near and far 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
stupidity a mental scar 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
oh cruelty oh cruelty 

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
I'm feeling  no  inspiration 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
an alcoholic at the bar
E5 ( RIFF3 )
every ounce just goes to far 

[Lead]
D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 E5 E5 x4
F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 E5 x2
RIFF 1x2 RIFF2 RIFF3 
F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 E5 x2
RIFF1ax2 RIFF2 RIFF3

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I was pissing on the desert sands, 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
when the desert whispered to me, 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
"damn! isn't this a shame? 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
things will never be the same..." 

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
I run this gas and oasis 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
now I'm looking for the joke with a microscope 

[Verse]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I was a teenage dinosaur, 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
stoned and obsolete 
A5 ( RIFF4 )
I didn't get fucked and I didn't get kissed 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I got so fucking pissed

[Chorus]
B     F#   B   C  G C D    C#
using my hand for an ashtray 
E5 ( RIFF3 )
now I'll tell you who I am 

[Outro]
E5 ( RIFF3 )
I'm the repo-man 
E5 ( RIFF3 )     
and I'm looking for the joke 
E5 ( RIFF3 )    
looking for the joke 
E5 ( RIFF3 ) 
I'm looking for the joke with a microscope... Repeat
D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 E5 E5 
F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 E5
D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 E5 E5 
F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 E5