This song is pretty tough to play at first, you might have to practice some of the
upside down chords while upside down to get the hang of it.
Intro:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------4b6-------2h3p1----7--4---3-----------------------------|
D|--6----------3-----------5--2---1---5-4--------2--------------|
A|--4----------3----------------------3-2-0------0--------------|
E|--4----------1-----------------------------3-2-0--------------|
Verse:   "One day I had my fishing rod'
e|--3----2------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3----3------------------------------------------------------|
G|--0----2----------------------------------7-5-----------------|
D|--2----------------------------------3-0------7---------------|
A|--3----------------------------------3-0--------6-------------|
E|--3----------------------------------2-2----------5-----------|
  "And I saw a flying sheep, and whipped it out"
e|-----------------------------------------------2-0------------|
B|-------------1----------------0----------------2-0------------|
G|-2-----------0----------------x----------------------9-7------|
D|-2-----------2----------------2----------------------9-7-9----|
A|-0-----------3----------------2--------------------------9-7-0|
E|------------------------------0----------------------------7-0|
Chorus: 'Causing Im fishing... fishing for haggis!"
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------3---5--------7--------------------0h2h3p0------|
D|-3-----5-------3---5---5----7----------------------------3p1b2|
A|-3-----5-------1---3---5----5---------------------------------|
E|-0-----3---------------3--------------------------------------|
      "The world must pay for my sins"
e|---------------------------------------------7-4--------------|
B|---------------------------------------------x-x--------------|
G|--------------------------------7-5-3-0------x-x--------------|
D|--------------------------------7-5-3-0-3-2--x-x--------------|
A|----------------------------------------3-2--x-x--------------|
E|--0-000-0-000-2-222-2-222-2-222--------------7-4--------------|
Bridge: "My feet smell like burning leather"
e|--------------------------------------------4~----------------|
B|--------------------------------------------5~----------------|
G|-----------3--4--5--2--7--2--2-1-0----------6~----------------|
D|--2-2-1-1--2--2--3--4--3--5--------4-3-2-1--3~----------------|
A|--2-2-1-1-----------------------------------4~----------------|
E|--0-0-0-0-----------------------------------3~----------------|
Outtro:             "....HAGGIS!"
e|-12h15p12-----------------------------------------------------|
Z|---------15-12h15p12------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------14-12--------------5---------------9------|
D|-----------------------12--------------5-4-2-----------x------|
A|-----------------------10--------------3-4-2-----------7------|
E|-----------------------------------------2-0-----------0------|

Lyrics:
Verse:
One Day I had my fishing rod
I saw a flying sheep and whipped it out
I ate some poison and that's not right
But nobody ever wants to fight
Chorus:
Causing im fishing.. fishing for haggis!
The world must pay for my sins!
Verse:
I killed a wildcat today
I told the penguin there aint no way
I wont talk about it but
That's all right
Chorus
Bridge:
My feet smell like burning leather
I only wear right guard because I cant find left-guard!
Somebody.. must pay!
..HAGGIS!