Intro:
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|--9-99-9-9999999-----------------|
D|--9-99-9-9999999-----------------| X2
A|--7-77-7-7777777-----------------|
E|---------------------------------|

Guitar 1
E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--9999999999999999----------999--------9--|
D|--9999999999999999-77777777-999-9-999--9--| X2
A|--7777777777777777-77777777-777-9-999--7--|
E|-------------------55555555-----7-777-----|

Guitar 2 (start when guitar 1 starts the riff a 2nd time)
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--9-999-99-x-6-4-2---------999-------9-----|
D|--x-xxx-xx-x-x-x-2-777777--xxx-9-999-9-----|
A|--7-777-77-x-4-2-x-xxxxxx--777-x-xxx-7-----|
E|-------------------555555------7-777-------|

VERSE:  "Gonna ride the world like a merry-go-round"
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|-----------999-------9---------------------|
D|--7-777777-999-9-999-9---------------------|
A|--7-777777-777-9-999-7---------------------|
E|--5-555555-----7-777-----------------------|
                      
CHORUS:
Like a Chinese company conspiracy           
it's the death of a nuclear family...       ...staring up at you
E|--------------| e-------------------------|
B|--------------| B-------------------------|
G|--------------| G--9-x-99-x-9-9-9999------|
D|--77777777----| x4                           D--9-x-99-x-9-9-9999------|
A|--77777777----| A--7-x-77-x-7-7-7777------|
E|--55555555----| E-------------------------|

It's looking like another bad comedy 
just as long as it comes in hi-fidelity...   ...for me too
E|--------------| e---------------------------|
B|--------------| B---------------------------|
G|--------------| G-------------------9-------|
D|--77777777----| x4                          D--9999999999999999-9-------|
A|--77777777----| A--9999999999999999-7-------|
E|--55555555----| E--7777777777777777---------|

-VERSE
-GUITAR G  O (play chorus in background)
-VERSE
-CHORUS

OUTRO:
Ten, nine, eight, sev, six, five, four, three
5-4-3-2-1 (strum same note till song ends)
E|------|
B|------|
G|--9---|
D|--9---|
A|--7---|
E|------|