C                                      G
See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she’s hot
                                               C
And after a few, you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a shot
F            
Well maybe you do, maybe you don’t
C                            Fmaj7
But if you strike-out there, Haus
G                                  G/D
And start telling yourself its her lose


Chorus:
             C                          G
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can
     (G  -  F#)    F                  
Your brain-cells parted, 
                G
And your body, believes you’re superman
            C  
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’
    F                         D/E
And here’s where the trouble starts
    G         F           G        Fmaj7     C
The more you drink, the better you think you are


           C                                          G
From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night
                                          C
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight
        F 
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
   C                    Fmaj7
An oldie and hears the applause
G                             G/D
And believes he can quit his day-job


Repeat chorus:

Solo: spoken (you’re getting better all the time)

             C                          G
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can
     (G  -  F#)    F                  
Your brain-cells parted,
                G
And your body, believes you’re superman
            C  
That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’
    F                         D/E
And here’s where the trouble starts
    G         F           G        Fmaj7     C
The more you think, the better you drink you are
       G          F          G        Fmaj7  F          G         C
Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?