G I play in a band C G We're the best in the land D We're big in both Chelsea and France C G I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar C G D There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance G C G So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty D These other gals mean nothing to me C G Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night C G Em 'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see [Chorus] C G So kiss me, I'm shit faced C G D C and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, G She kissed me! Am C G And I only bought her one round G I can bench-press a car C G I'm an ex-football star D With degrees from both Harvard & Yale. C G Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine. C G D I've had far better sex while in jail. G I designed the Sears Tower C G I make 2 grand an hour D I cook the world's best duck flambé I take the pick of the litter C G Girls jockey for me C G Em I don't need these lines to get laid C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced C G D C and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, G She kissed me! Am C G And I only bought her one round G I'm a man of the night C G A real lady's delight. D See my figure was chizzled from stone. C G One more for the gal then I'll escort her home C G D Come last call I'm never alone. G C G I've a house on the hill with a red water bed D That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame. C G With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars C G Em I'm just here in this dump for the game. C G C G D So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown. C G Am C G In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round. N.C Eh, fuck it. Who am I shittin? G I'm a pitiful sight C G And I ain't all that bright. D I'm definitely not chiseled from stone. I'm a cheat & a liar, C G C D G No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone. Faster G But just give me a chance C 'Cuz deep down inside D I swear I got a big heart of gold. D C I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands C D G Come on honey, lemme' take you home. C G C G D So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown. C G Am C G In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round. C G C G D So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown. C G Am C G In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round. C G C G D So kiss me, I'm shit faced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown. C G Am C G In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.
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