Riff 1
E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-4-4--4---4---7--7--7-----------------|
D|-4-4--4---4---7--7--7-----------------|
A|-2-2--2---2---5--5--5-----------------|
E|--------------------------------------|
  mongoloid he was a mongoloid

 Riff 2
E|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|----------------------4-4-4-4-4-----|
D|-5--5----5----7---7---4-4-4-4-4-----|
A|-5--5----5----7---7---2-2-2-2-2-----|
E|-3--3----3----5---5-----------------|
  happier than you and me

 Riff 3
E|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|-------7-7--------4-4---------------|
D|-7---7-7-7-5----5-4-4---------------|
A|-7---7-5-5-5----5-2-2---------------|
E|-5---5-----3----3-------------------|
  and he    wore hat

 Riff 4
E|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|--------7-7-7--4--------------------|
D|-7--7---7-7-7--4---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|-7--7---5-5-5--2---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E|-5--5-------3------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
  so that    no one knew

1:mongoloid he was a mongoloid
2:happier than you and me
1:mongoloid he was a mongoloid
2:and it determined what he could see
1:mongoloid he was a mongoloid
2:one chromosome too many
1:mongoloid he was a mongoloid
2:and it determined what he could see
3:and he wore hat
3:and he had a job
3:and he brought home the bacon
4:so that no one knew