just make a D and hammer with your pinky

|-----------------------------|
|----------------3------------|
|------2--2h4-----------------|
|-0---------------------------| x however many times he does it
|-----------------------------|
|-----------------------------|

sometimes he likes to mix things up,
and throw that high F# in to your business,
you do that just like this:


|--------------------2--------|
|-----------------------------|
|----------2--2h4-------------|
|-0---------------------------|
l-----------------------------|
|-----------------------------|

usually each 4th time

rien de plus simple as they say

well

as i say

also, he does this while he sings for a bit

|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------0-------------------0-------------------0--------------0----|
|------------------0------------------0--------------------0--------------0-|
|-----------------------------2-------------------2------------------2------|
l-----------2------------0h2----------------0h2-----------------0h2---------|
|-----0h3-------------------------------------------------------------------|

think like a G and then an Em really quick after, or don't think like that at all....see 
i care. I'm just trying to help, you know.

so, for those of you like visual aids, and also to give my tab a smidgen more 
here are the parts, all together:
|-----------------------------------------------------------2-----|l
l----------------3---------------3--------------3-----------------|l
l------2--2h4-----------2--2h4---------2--2h4---------2--2h4------|l
|---0---------------0---------------0---------------0-------------|l
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|l
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|l
 x7
|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------0-------------------0-------------------0--------------0----|
|------------------0------------------0--------------------0--------------0-|
|-----------------------------2-------------------2------------------2------|
l-----------2------------0h2----------------0h2-----------------0h2---------|
|-----0h3-------------------------------------------------------------------|

then he changes the number of times he does it...to other prime numbers. yes. prime numbers.

also, as an extra little treat, i've tabbed the violin part for guitar! so you and your 
who only likes 6 second parts can jam together! awesome no?

|------5---------------------------------------------------------|
|------------7--5--3-5h7p5---------5----3----0--3----------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|
l----------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------|

the big part with nothing on it is there to represent the fact that your friend will be 
nothing for a long time.
who knows, maybe he can sing?
or play drums!
everyone loves drums!


those are les parts.
enjoy,


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