Stop me, oh oh oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh oh oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I saw the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
Who said I'd lied because I never?

I was detained, I was restrained
Broke my knee,
And broke my spleen,
(and then he really layed into me)
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied ? - because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied ? - because I never

Oh, so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor ...
...I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Set me free why don't you?
get out my life why don't you?
Cause you don't really love me, no
You just keep me hanging on

Set me free why don't you?
get out my life why don't you?
Cause you don't really love me, no, no
You just keep me hanging on