D#m   D#m   D#m   D#m
(*Phone ringing*)


[1st Verse]

   D#m                D#m
Hello, hello! Welcome to your first night,
       B                        G#m
in the place where the pizza is hot
                   D#m
and the fun brings light.
                       D#m
Now, you saw us on the local news,
               B                            G#m
What made your thought presume this was the job for you?
A#
What will you do?!

   D#m                D#m
Between 12 AM and the break of dawn,
         B                              G#m
The toys start to glitch from when they power on.
             D#m
You got your cameras and your flashlight,
     D#m
What more is there to need?!
        B
Just be quick, just be ready
               G#m
'Cause they're pretty scary!


[Pre-Chorus]

        B          C#                     D#m
Just be very, very wary as the night goes on,
                      D#m                     B
I may be there at the beginning but not for long.
               G#m                    A#m
I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive!
                  A#
(I'm not here all night)


[Chorus]

                     D#m
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
                     D#m
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
         B                    G#m
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
D#m
These are all the rules I bring,
        B                          G#m             A#
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.

              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
D#m
Watch the hours on the clock,
B                     G#m                        B
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C#               D#m
I am the phone guy!
       B         C#    D#m (x2)
Yes, I am, the phone guy!


[2nd Verse]

     D#m
Hey, hey! How ya doin'?
         D#m
Now, the first night was fine,
               B
But, there's a deep dark warning
        G#m                   D#m
for the future up ahead, so divine.
                         D#m
Now, you see, the pirate cove is a blare,
             B                         G#m    A#
Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared.

         D#m
Now, the rest of the bunch,
          D#m
Well, I'm not too sure,
            B                               G#m
Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door!
          D#m
So, don't forget my simple methods:
      D#m
"Just use your lights"
            B                       G#m
Before they take your body and they leave you to die!


[Pre-Chorus]

   B          C#                       D#m
Be very, very wary that the battery drains,
                       D#m                     B
So, preserve your only tools and your life remains.
                       G#m                     A#m
Keep the light shining bright, for the final night!
                  A#
(I'm not here all night)


[Chorus]

                     D#m
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
                     D#m
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
         B                    G#m
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
D#m
These are all the rules I bring,
        B                          G#m             A#
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.

              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
D#m
Watch the hours on the clock,
B                     G#m                        B
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C#               D#m
I am the phone guy!
       B         C#    A#m    A#
Yes, I am, the phone guy!


[3rd Verse]

D#m
Hey there, dude! Glad you're back,
           D#m
the last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack!
    D#m
So, now you're the new guy picking up the job,
         D#m
So, just please understand: This nightmare never stops.

D#m
So, we build it up from scratch, taking the crap,
                               D#m
Taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
                                                             D#m
'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk.

To add suspension, the tension in this attraction,
          D#m
Check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations.

D#m                         D#m
In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit,
    B                            C#
You know, the cover-up story, sounds kinda cute,
       D#m                   D#m
Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine,
  B                               C#          A#
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind.

       D#m
Now, before I leave, I just remembered:
D#m
We found a toy!
   B                             C#
"A freakin' robot with brains"? Oh, what a joy!
    D#m                              D#m
So, I'll pass you recordings of the original voice,
           B                           C#
See? He'll never leave you be, so just listen,
                 A#
You don't have a CHOICE!


[Bridge]

B                  C#
Take what you have learned
D#m
And become the master

(Tick tock! Count the clock! 'Cause it's never gonna stop!)
     B                   C#
Then you'll be safe when I am not around

B    C#    A#m    A#

D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A#
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!


[Chorus]

                     D#m
'Cause I'm the phone guy!
                     D#m
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
         B                    G#m
Once the time is near, I will not be here.
              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Ring, ring!)
D#m
These are all the rules I bring,
        B                          G#m             A#
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive.

              D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! (Tick tock!)
D#m
Watch the hours on the clock,
B                     G#m                        B
Time has arisen to be careful of desicions you make.
C#               D#m
I am the phone guy!
       B C#     A#m   A#
'Cause I am the phone guy! (The phone guy!)


[Outro]

D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
D#m
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
D#m
Yeah, I'm the phone guy! Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
A#
Yeah, I'm the phone guy!
D#m
Hello, hello!