D       G  D       G  Asus4      A

[Verse]
D   A               D          G              G    A
What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy
D            A                  D      G         G    A
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
F           Bb                     C
I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays
F   Bb       C      Dm        Bbsus2
I've smelled the hospital hallways

[Chorus]
D       G         D                 A
Someday I'll have    a disappearing hairline
D       G         D   A             G      A
Someday I'll wear    pajamas in the daytime

[Verse]
D  A                D       G             G    A
Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre
D   A                D       G            G    A
When it seems a book burnings in perfect order
F          Bb          C
I gave the doctor my description
F    Bb     C            Dm      Bbsus2
I've tried to stick to my prescription

[Chorus]
D       G          D                 A
Someday I'll have     a disappearing hairline
D       G          D                 A
Someday I'll wear     pajamas in the daytime
G       D
Oh, oh, oh, oh
A    D             G
Afternoons will be measured out
Bm               G
Measured out and measured with
A     D    G           G    A
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

[Solo]

[Verse]
D  A     D       G            G        A
Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback
D A                D       G         G                A
I could change the test results that I would get back
F              Bb             C
I've watched a summer evening pass by
F    Bb        C         Dm     Bbsus2
I've heard the rattle in my bronchi

[Chorus]
D       G          D                 A
Someday I'll have     a disappearing hairline
D       G          D                 A
Someday I'll wear     pajamas in the daytime
G       D
Oh, oh, oh, oh
A    D             G
Afternoons will be measured out
Bm               G
Measured out and measured with
A     D    G           G    A
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot