You don't drink, you don't smoke
You've never told an off color joke
You don't lie, you don't cheat
You never underestimate, you never overeat

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One bad habit like me
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(With) one bad habit like me

You don't swear, you don't steal
You've never done a dirty down deal
You don't binge, on TV
On your coffee break
You drink decaffeinated tea

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One bad habit like me
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You don't waste any time
Hangin' with those buddies of mine
You don't put people down
You always try to leave the room
Whenever I'm around

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You don't speed, you don't whine
You never even cut in the line
You don't go, with the crowd
You never play your rock n' roll
Music too loud

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(With) one bad habit like me