D    B      D  B
Girl germs, no returns
E          D           F#   G                                 
Can't hide out they're everywhere
D     B     D   B                      
Girl germs, no returns
E       D            F#       G                                  
Have to come out and play the game

N.C.                              
Girls are the rots, you insist
N.C.                                  
By pulling my ponytail you persist
N.C.                         
To put down my goofy game
N.C.                                 
When yours is goofy just the same

N.C.                               
A paper doll of superior boyness
N.C.                                               
Clinging to your clubs to mask your own shyness
N.C.                                
Singing only boys with the goods
N.C.                           
For a clubhouse in the woods

D    B      D  B                      
Girl germs, no returns
E          D           F#   G                   
Can't hide out they're everywhere
D     B     D   B         
Girl germs, no returns
E            D       F#      G       
Have to come out and play the game

[Verse]
N.C.                               
You spin round on your carousel
N.C
Going nowhere and looking swell
N.C
Sometimes I catch you looking my way
N.C
You always get scared and run away
N.C
'Cos co-ed playground means confrontation
N.C
With boyish fears of girl intimidation
N.C
You're too cosy in your all boy clubhouse
N.C
To even consider having Kool Aid at my house

D    B       D   B        
Girl germs, no returns
E          D            F#  G         
Can't hide out they're everywhere
D   B       D   B         
Girl germs, no returns
E            D       F#       G        
Have to come out and play the game

N.C
Why don't you love slurpies in the sun?
N.C
Why can't we go to skippies house for fun?
N.C
I see you said bored with heart decay
N.C
How you missed out you'll realise one day
N.C
How you missed out you'll realise one day