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[Intro]
E  A  B  E  (x2)


[Verse 1]
           E
Well I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed
  A
I felt like this dog who'd been kicked in the head (ouch!)
B
Check out my mail, there was this letter that read, it said
E
  Love for sale, love for sale


[Verse 2]
  E
I picked up the phone, called everyone I could
         A
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
    B
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
E
  Love for sale, love for sale


[Bridge]
      A
Well, send up a signal, and throw me a line
E
Someone explain this funny Valentine
   A
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
      B
Bein' one step from crazy, bein' two steps behind


[Verse 3]
             E
I called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set
            A
I tried the Dating Game, I haven't found her yet
    B
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
E
  Love for sale, love for sale


[Solo]
A  E  A  B  (x2)


[Verse 4]
                 E
Well, we've been living together 3 years,
  A
2 hours, 20 minutes, maybe four hundred beers, who says
    B
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at Sears
E
  Love for sale, love for sale


[Verse 5]
             E
I guess I've learned my lesson, it was easy to see
 A
My old lady, she played this joke on me
B
I never looked where I forgot it to be, there was
E
  Love for sale, love for sale


[Outro]
E  A  B  E
Repeat till the end