A      A*    B*    B    C#    C#m     C#*     E*     E       D*       D
E|----0------5-----7-----2-----4-----4------9-------7------0-------5--------2-------|
B|----2------5-----7-----4-----6-----5------9-------9------0-------7--------3-------|
G|----2------6-----8-----4-----6-----6------10------9------1-------7--------2-------|
D|----2------7-----9-----4-----6-----6------11------9------2-------7--------0-------|
A|----0------7-----9-----2-----4-----4------11------7------2-------5----------------|
E|-----------5-----7------------------------9--------------0------------------------|





A: 577655
B*: 799877
C#: x46664
C#m: x46654
B: x24442
E*:x79997
D*: x57775
C#*: 9[11][11][10]99
D: xx0232




[Intro]

N.C
(Hello, patient 24602)
N.C
Hi, I'm sorry-
N.C
(How are you feeling?)
N.C
Not great-
N.C
(Has the treatment been working?)
N.C
No, it hasn't been-
N.C
(What are your remaining symptoms?)
N.C
I just, I- I internalize my feelings, I just- I have trouble artic- like, other people and relating to them,
and just-
N.C
(So basically, you're still a little bitch.)
N.C
Ah, real mature of you, disembodied voice, up there-
N.C
(I'm just joking, [n-word])
N.C
We're right by Oakland, careful with that shit
N.C
(I'm not human, I can say whatever I want.)
N.C
Alright, just get to the- what- what's wrong with me? what is wrong with me, please?
N.C
(Your emotions and your logic are at war.)
N.C
Okay-
N.C
(Your creativity and your analysis are at war. And most simply, your left and your right brain are at war.)
N.C
My left and my right-
N.C
(To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other.)
N.C
Separ-
N.C
(Splitting you neurological functions in 5... *counting down*)
N.C
just- we book an appointment, we don't just start counting down... *heh*
N.C
(This may hurt a bit...)
N.C
I don't even know what IT is...
N.C
(0)
N.C
Just.. just-
N.C
(mechanical  SFX)
N.C
(Isolation complete.)



N.C
Computer voice: This is Bo's left brain. Objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of
trends, he's efficient, and a prick.
C            E               F            D                  C                 E                  F
  C: This is Bo's right brain. Subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of emotions, he's

emotional-
    D
Bo: yes

C: And an idiot.
        E
B: it's your opinion, not just...
   E
C: Ok boys...
                            D
B: Be careful with opinions, nyuuh[??]

C: Play nice.


[Verse 1]

C                                           E
I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard til' my inevitable death brain.
C                                         D                                                C
  You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might.
       A*         C#
I like Oreo's and pussy!
  B
*Yeah, in that order*
                                  C#                   A*         C#m                 B
(strum each chord only once)And I cried for at least an hour after watching toy story three.
          C#                   A*
I am the right brain (shalalalala)
        C#m               B
I have feelings (Shalalalala)
             C#                           A*
I'm a little all over the place, but I'm lustful, trustful
         C#m                    B (sustain)
And I'm looking for somebody to love *or put my penis in*

[Verse 2]
C#m                                  E    A*
Here comes a female, here comes a female.
                                                    B*    C#m
Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email.
                              A*        B
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate,
          E            Em7
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate.
B*                                   B
 Holy fuck, I think she might be the one!
                  A*                      C#m
There's something about her, I just can't describe it,
N.C
tits.
B*                                  A*
 I am the Earth, she is the glorious sun,
              C#m                            B
I want her to trust me, and just want her to sit on my face.

Sit-

[Verse 3]

N.C
Alright now right brain you're being insane
B*                             C#m
No left brain, I'm just being alive,
                  A*
You should try it, you might like it
B                                                   C#
I worked hard to give him everything he cared about.
                                                           B
You were worried about the things that he was scared about.
                                         D#
I'm calm and collected when you act wild,
                                  E
I am the adult, you are the child.
                                 B*
You think you're the right one every time,
                   A*
You think you know everything,
               C#m
You don't know anything at all.
B*                                      B
Half of his problems were supposed to be mine,
               A*
But you wanted everything
                                         C#m                          E
(strum each chord once)I hope that you're happy because he's sure not.

(spoken)
E
According to my calculations, you're a pussy.
E*
Name-calling? Really, we're gonna do name-calling?
E                                                                            B
I'm not calling names, I'm just stating the facts and the fact is, you are a quivering pussy.
E*            C#m            E
I'm the pussy? well, at least I don't play with toys still.
E                                               B
Okay, Rubik's cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp-
                      E*                   C#m          D*
Left brain plays with toys! look at you, Johnny fucking... toy player.
N.C
Well, at least I did my fucking job! I kept him working, I kept him productive,
N.C
You were supposed to look after him, you were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this
N.C
And now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling. How he's feeling!
N.C
If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him.
N.C
You did this to him. He hates you, I know he does, he fucking hates you!

[Verse 4]

        C#*
*sobbing*
B*                          A*
  Right brain, look, I'm sorry.
N.C
No, you're not...

C#* B* A* C#m

      C#                      B             A           E
Look, maybe there's something that we could do together...

E  E  E  E  E  E  E  E  E
          Together?
C#                     B                      A    E
Take the best parts of both of us, put them together.
E
I'm listening...
         A                C#m                    A*     B
It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyse.
   A                 C#m                 A*   B
So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
     A              C#m                     A*                   B
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something that Steve Martin did,
     A                      C#m           B
It's something special that we could both perform...
N.C
Do you know what it is?
N.C
Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!
N.C
...
N.C
Comedy, it was comedy, we could do comedy together.