G
Okay, I'll answer for real
F                 C                                    G
If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls

Well, I'd put them all to work
F                                       C
We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you
G
See, I'm not fucking around

G
I just love how you come up with these
F                                C
You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour
G
And if we got in a, ooh, big fight
F
And then some loosey twit started flirting with me
C
Well, even drunk and bummed out
G                              Dm
I'd say you best move on girl, I don't mess around, No!

[Chorus 1]
Dm                C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
G
Yah, yah, yah, yah,
Em                C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
Bm
Yah, yah, yah, yah,

[Verse 2]
G
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
F
The bar's open late and I don't mind
C                                G
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around

Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer
F
Hit me with another of your silly questions
C                                 G
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around


[Verse 3]
F
If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club
C                                   G
Bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then?

Well, I'd have to point to Mikey,
F
see he don't have too much luck with the ladies
C
Tell the girls "There, that's me,"
G
Then I'll call you up so we can razz it around

[Chorus]
Dm                 C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
G
Yah, yah, yah, yah,
Em                C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
Bm
Yah, yah, yah, yah - yah, yah, yah

[Verse 4]
G
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking
F
The bar's open late and I don't mind
C                                G
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around

Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer
F
Hit me with another of your silly questions
C                                 G
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around
G          F
Never be fuckin around

[Interlude]
C     G       G          F
Ooooh, never fuckin around
C        G          Am
Ooooh, never fuckin around

[Bridge]
C              Am                C               G
What if your high school girlfriend showed up while I was away?
Bm
Well, I'd go under the sink
C                  Am           C            Bm
And grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away-ayy

[Verse 5]
G
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing, I'll stop my fighting
F
I'll change my dirty ways, For you just you yeah
C                            G
I'm damn well smart, and I won't be fucking around

So are you feeling good? Do you know I'm yours?
F                      C
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
G
Let's head on home, I'll never be fucking around

[Verse 6]
G
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing, I'll stop my fighting
F
I'll change my dirty ways, For you just you yeah
C                      G
I know what I got, and I won't be fucking around

So are you feeling good? Do you know I'm yours?
F
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders
C                    G
Let's head on home, I'll never be fucking around

No! Never be fuckin around

[Outro]
G                 F
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa

Yah, yah, yah, yah,
C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
G
Yah, yah, yah, yah,

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa
F
Yah, yah, yah, yah,
C
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh,
G            F
Yah, yah, yah, yahhhhhhhhh