Intro/Verse riff: 

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Verse 1:

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I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline 
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Cause the wind that is blowing is blowing like a smoke machine 
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If I said to you that I was looking for a place to get to 
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Cause my neck is broken and my pants ain't getting no bigger 

Chorus 1:

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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys 
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time 


Verse 2: 

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All my friends tell me something is getting together 
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I got a beard that would disappear if I'm dressed in leather 
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Now let me tell you about my baby she was born in Arizona 
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Sitting in the jail house trying to learn some good manners 


Chorus 2:

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I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys 
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I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time 


Verse 3:

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Match sticks strike when I'm riding my bike to the depot 
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Cause everybody knows my name at the recreation center 
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If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight 
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Cause nobody knows when he good times have passed out cold 


Chorus 3:

        A                 F#m                      E           E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys 
        A                 F#m                      E           E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time 
        A                 F#m                      E           E7
I got a stolen wife and a rhinestone life and some good old boys 
        A                 F#m                      E           E7
I'm writing my will on a three dollar bill in the evening time 



Outro: 

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Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on 
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Don't talk to me if you're looking for somebody to cry on