I love you from the bottom of my pencil case
I love you in the songs I write and sing

Love you because, you put me in your rightful place
and I love the PRS cheques, that you bring

Cheap, never cheap
I sing the songs til your asleep
When you've gone upstairs i'll creep
And write it all down
Oh Shirley,Oh Debbie, Oh Julie, Oh Jane
I wrote so many songs about you I forget your name
(I forget your name)
Jenifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too (x2)
I forget your name

I love you from the bottom of my pencil case,
I love the way you never ask me why
I love to write it down each wrinkle on your face
And I love you till my fountain pen runs dry.

Deep so deep, the number one I hope to reap,
Depends upon the tears you weep, so cry lovey cry, cry,cry,cry

Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Phillipa,Oh Sue
You made me so much money I wrote this song for you,
Jenifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel too
I wrote this song for you (x2)

For you, for you, I wrote this song for you
I wrote this song for you.