C              G              D           G
My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes
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Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose
C              G                 D              G
Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too
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You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to

[Verse]
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Mommy holds the door for Dad and always drives the car
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Some say they are funny but I don't think they are
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Daddy does the dishes and Mommy wears a tie
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Mommy goes to work each day and Dad makes apple pie

[Chorus]
C              G              D           G
My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes
  C              G                      D               G
Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose
C              G                 D              G
Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too
C                         G              D                 G
You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to

[Verse]
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Mommy reads the paper while Daddy sews my clothes
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He brings her coffee late at night; smells pretty as a rose
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But Mommy has an ulcer and I know this might sound weird
     C                 G           D                 G
But she didn't yell at me as much before she grew her beard

[Chorus]
    C              G              D           G
My mommy drives a dump truck; my daddy washes clothes
  C              G                      D               G
Mops the floors, cleans the doors, the cabinets, and my nose
C              G                 D              G
Daddy stays at home with me; he changes diapers too
C                         G              D                 G
You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to

[Outro]
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You might think that it's funny but they do what they want to