E
Dashing through the sand
                            A
With a bomb strapped to my back
                 B
I have a nasty plan
B7                E
For Christms in Iraq
E                            
I got through checkpoint A
                          A
But not through checkpoint B
                           B   B7
That's when I got shot in the ass
                 E
By the U.S military

E
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
A                   E             F#             B7
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
E
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
A                   E             F#               B
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

(E, A, B, B7, E)
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
(E, A, B, B7, E)
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience stall night clerk

E
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
A               E              
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
F#/B      E
Or kill you~

É só ouvir a música sendo tocada umas duas vezes que já dá pra pegar fácil como tocar, divirtam-se ;)