Well, the rainman comes With his magic wand And the judge says "Mona can't have no bond" And the walls collide Mona cries And the rainman leaves In the wolfman's disguise I wanna be your lover Baby, I wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers I wanna be yours Well, the undertaker In his midnight suit Says to the masked man "Ain't you cute" Well, the mask man He gets up on the shelf And he says "You ain't so bad yourself" I wanna be your lover Baby, I wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers I wanna be yours Well, jumpin' Judy Can't go no higher She had bullets in her eyes And they fire Rasputin he's so dignified He touched the back of her Head an' he died I wanna be your lover Baby, I wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers I wanna be yours Well, Phaedra with her Looking glass Stretchin' out Upon the grass She gets all messed up And she faints That's 'cause She's so obvious And you ain't I wanna be your lover Baby, I wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers I wanna be yours