Well I arrested on charges of unemployment and he was sittin' on the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man
Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother said darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Well a Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
Oh but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to win a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand
She walked thirty miles on route to LA to meet a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Now a two three to count nobody own he had a high fly into the stand
Round in thirty comin' in for home it was a brown eyed handsome man
It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man
It was a brown eyed handsome man it was a brown eyed handsome man